he has a ring of white hair and the most unfortunate of grizzled mustache, but look at him, sweating in a polyester shirt, hustling this woman here at this fro-yo shop.
it always seems to me that i have arrived late to this world; never a witness to great things unfolding. i mean, who goes to a fro-yo shop in 2015? awed at this smarmy guy doing his snake oil pitch, i may not be that late.